I am not dying
I have a lot to celebrate today. A bottle of Bushmill's will suffer terribly. As for that girl, well, she didn't suffer exactly. It is nice to know that I will live long enough to make some legendary mistakes.
So, how can you assist the party? Well, the next motherfucker going through a duty-free better cough up some of this.
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Not aiming to come that way just yet, but if I was, I would come with whisky. No civilized person would do otherwise.
The ad says it's chewy. Chewy? Do you drink it with a fork?
Chickie: I don't know about chewy. People are always trying to throw all these stupid wine-tasting words into the other alcohols anymore. Beer has a "faint sawdust and maple finish with floral accent", scotch can be "slightly mellowed peat with sharp accents of caramel and a finish of wild berries", and then the King Turkey can be described as, "hints of old leather with overtones of honey...blah, blah, blah."
Look, if you're drinking whiskey, you're not drinking with your pinky up, you know?
anaglyph: Well, of course a gentleman would not show up without a bottle of the host's favorite. That Turkey really is only available in Duty Frees, and it's pricey. I've had it a couple times, though, and I have to say Old Glory's representing around the world with that goodness.
Whatr you doin drinkin reggalr ol whisky anyhow?
Wit a constitution like yers, you oughtta be drinkin ... HECK! I dunno ... DRANO or sompm.
Some people would compare Wild Turkey with Drano. Those people are punk-ass bitches.
Besides, the ice cubes are made from tap water, and seeing as how I live in Western Colorado, I'm drinking down quite a bit of kryptonite.
not drinking with your pinky up so true. I drank this stuff once, years ago. Through a funnel.
Good times.
Wow, we should hang out more.
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