This Is How I Get Chicks
Same flourite chunk from the other day:
Cue music:
I suck at photography, but this is what happens when shortwave UV light hits that mineral. Not a black light. Those are for teenagers to put in their basements to pretend they're on drugs. So, if you ever find a purple, green, or clear mineral, hardness of 4, octahedral cleavage on cubic crystals, take out your handy UV light and blast that shit, yo.
6 comments:
Be still my heart. I can't get over how much more awesome I think you are now.
Get a tripod for these shots. Your Sony cyber-shot will look just as good as a DSLR with the right set-up.
You REALLY wanna get yer rocks off wif a chick?
Get er STONED!
When I added you to my coveted blogroll, I had no idea you were going to talk about rocks every other post. Now, if you're going to talk about CRACK rocks, that might be interesting.
What would happen to a crack rock under a UV light? I'll have to wait until next post to find out . . .
MA: I am aware I am awesome, but please, for the love of beard, control yourself.
Chimmy: Wow, that sounds like one of those things that costs money. I think my next post will be called "Fuck You."
Joey: I don't mind gettin er stoned long as she beds down proper.
Dr: You know, last time I hit a crack rock with a UV, I sunburned my balls and your mom went blind. BAM!
Blogger ate my comment and now I can't remember what I wrote.
I think it was the most profound thing I've ever penned.
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