Thursday, November 08, 2007

This Is How I Get Chicks

Same flourite chunk from the other day:


Cue music:

I suck at photography, but this is what happens when shortwave UV light hits that mineral. Not a black light. Those are for teenagers to put in their basements to pretend they're on drugs. So, if you ever find a purple, green, or clear mineral, hardness of 4, octahedral cleavage on cubic crystals, take out your handy UV light and blast that shit, yo.

6 comments:

m.a. said...

Be still my heart. I can't get over how much more awesome I think you are now.

Lord Chimmy said...

Get a tripod for these shots. Your Sony cyber-shot will look just as good as a DSLR with the right set-up.

Joey Polanski said...

You REALLY wanna get yer rocks off wif a chick?

Get er STONED!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

When I added you to my coveted blogroll, I had no idea you were going to talk about rocks every other post. Now, if you're going to talk about CRACK rocks, that might be interesting.

What would happen to a crack rock under a UV light? I'll have to wait until next post to find out . . .

Rock Hammer said...

MA: I am aware I am awesome, but please, for the love of beard, control yourself.

Chimmy: Wow, that sounds like one of those things that costs money. I think my next post will be called "Fuck You."

Joey: I don't mind gettin er stoned long as she beds down proper.

Dr: You know, last time I hit a crack rock with a UV, I sunburned my balls and your mom went blind. BAM!

Anonymous said...

Blogger ate my comment and now I can't remember what I wrote.

I think it was the most profound thing I've ever penned.